'Your Mum' jokes [verbally offensive]

Your momma is so fat, she wears a belt the size of the equator.

Your momma io so fat, the japanese thought she was "godzilla"

(last one is so crap)





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/30/2005 12:44AM by Craigo.

lol craig that last one was @#$%&, ur mum!


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bigears Wrote:
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> My fave is if someone calls me fat (which is
> pretty rare) i say
>
> "Thats coz everytime i shagged her she gave me a
> biscuit.
>
> Did a certain cricketer said that as I remember
> there was an article about sledging (mouthing off
> at other cricketers) in a newspaper during the
> summer Ashes?
>
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> Did your birth certificate come with an apology
> letter from Durex?
Correct bigears, [news.bbc.co.uk]

thanx danny boy

Your momma's so fat, she's got more chins than a chinese phone book!


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Or the infamous graffiti in a public toilet joke:

Scrawled on the wall of a public toilet: "I f**ked your mother"

Underneathe in different handwriting: "Go home da, you're drunk"

...or the all time favorite: "Your mother..."


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"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL

Your mother's like the village bicycle; Everyone gets a ride

Your mother's like the village football: Everyone gets to score.

Your mum's so fat, when she wears a leather jacket people shout "Taxi!"

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A bump of EXACTLY seven years...for that

Your Mum's so fat, it's probably advisable that she at least attend a WeightWatchers meeting or something. I'm genuinely concerned for her health. However, before any stringent weight-loss regimes are implemented, she should visit her GP first. I'm telling you this as a friend.

And she's got an arse like a pair of fornicating Zeppelins...

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Your mum.

Your mum who?

Your mum who's genes you inherited are made from a long molecule called DNA, which is copied and inherited across generations. DNA is made of simple units that line up in a particular order within this large molecule. The order of these units carries genetic information, similar to how the order of letters on a page carries information. The language used by DNA is called the genetic code, which allows the genetic machinery to read the information in the genes in triplet sets of codons. This information is the instructions for constructing and operating a living organism.

...Your mum who's genes you inherited are made from a long molecule called DNA, which is copied and inherited across generations. DNA is made of simple units that line up in a particular order within this large molecule. The order of these units carries genetic information, similar to how the order of letters on a page carries information. The language used by DNA is called the genetic code, which allows the genetic machinery to read the information in the genes in triplet sets of codons. This information is the instructions for constructing and operating a living organism who?

*gunshot*

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/03/2012 02:06AM by flat tyre.

Hehehe.

Your mum's so fat, when she dived into the North Atlantic the world sea level rose by an inch!

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/03/2012 05:22AM by EC83.

One that always used to make me laugh was this...

You mum's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean, the ocean jumped out.

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LOL how did I even start a thread like this? The shame! Mind you.. I was only 19!


Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it

Your greatgreatgreatgrandmother was so fat, when she went swimming, Sandy Island suddenly appeared on maps.

Your Momma's so fat, she needs planning permission to sit down.



Your Momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and it turned into an iPad.



Your Momma's so fat, she lay down on the beach and Greenpeace pushed her back in the sea.



Your Momma's so fat, she stole our moon.



Your Momma's so fat, expeditions go around stickin' flags in her ass.





Etc, etc.

Re: 'Your Mum' jokes [verbally offensive]
Date: November 27, 2005 05:27PM
Posted by: Marclaren
Registered: 8 years ago


your mams so fat she walked past the tv and i missed the film

I'm intoxicated, thus why I'm here, but by golly this one made me laugh. I have suspicions it probably made me laugh in 2005 too, when I was 19. (Holy Moley Danm we're the same age bro!!!!)

Your mum is so fat, even Google Earth can't show her full body

Your mum is so fat, a 5 minute walk can fill a 24 foot pool

Your mum is so fat, she takes her shower in a carwash