once a upon a time, old mrs crammond gave birth to a son, and named him geoff,
once geoff was old enough to walk, she took him down to the local toy shop and bought him a scalectrix.
once geoff got home, he excitingly put together the circuit and put the cars on to the track, only for geoff's mum to point out he had left out the final piece of the corner, and some of the scenery
"but mum" geoff replyed "they can have that next year as an upgrade"
the end
LS's Tip of the weekESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat