I have a five-step site recovery plan if anyone's interested:
1. Update all tracks to include a start/finish line toll booth (complete with virtue signals - in green, obviously)
2. Install parking meters in every pit stall and issue fines and fees for unlicensed car breakdowns and recovery
3. Reduce all track lengths by 25% to save fuel
4. Rent spaces to hot dog vendors next to all spectator stands
5. Finally, as an emergency measure, we could put some of the least popular tracks on ebay to be used for redundant airliner parking or refugee housing projects.
Failing that, how about we trade in all the cars and race bicycles or walk from now on?
@ livejackass: PM me for details of where to send the first 10k. My Cayman Islands account is full right now...
Cheers.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/01/2021 09:51AM by Noog.