mortal Wrote:
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> Soccer jokes.....
>
> How do you know when a planeload of English soccer
> fans arrives? The plane's engines stop, but the
> whining continues.
>
> What's the difference between England and a
> Lipton's Tea Bag? The tea bag stays in the cup
> longer!
>
> I hear Oxo are making a new product. The packaging
> is white with a red cross and they're calling it
> the laughing stock.
>
> Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley
> across the supermarket car park when he noticed an
> old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He
> stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which
> the old lady replied, "No way. You got yourself
> into this mess, don't ask me to sort it out!"
>
> The England soccer team went out to visit an
> orphanage in Cape Town on Saturday morning. "It's
> good to put a smile on the faces of people with no
> hope, constantly struggling and facing the
> impossible," said Jamal Umboto, aged 6.
>
> England's Heroes Return Home
>
> When the English Soccer Team flew home, they
> arrived to a rapturous welcome at the airport.
> Thousands of fans clapped, cheered and waved flags
> as the team disembarked from the plane.
> Fabio Capello, the coach, was smiling as he told
> the waiting reporters. "I am delighted to be in
> Scotland and very happy that the plane was
> diverted to Glasgow Airport".
>
> Police reported that hundreds of England fans
> tried to climb over the stadium walls at half
> time... but they were caught and made to stay and
> watch the second half!
I notice a pattern emerging here....
Guimengo Wrote:
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> Covfan Wrote:
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> > Running scared of Spain then
> >
> >
> >
> > Seriously though, for me it's a very borderline
> > offside decision.
>
>
> Offside is offside. I wanted them to win, Portugal
> has been playing like a small club since Queiroz
> took over, play very defensively and hope C.
> Ronaldo can score despite him being alone against
> a whole defense.
It's one of those offsides that can be either given or not given in the premiership. It depends if the ref goes with the benefit of the doubt for the attacker or defender.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/02/2010 02:56AM by Covfan.