Awesomely bad and funny student responses to test questions

May be old, but still. The last three essays made my day. I wish I had a Peter Ngyuen in one of my classes.

[aceonlineschools.com]

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Funniest read of the week.

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[www.mediafire.com] Some say you should click it, you know you want to. [www.gp4central.com] <----GP4 Central

hahahahahaha, oh my lord, that is hilarious

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"Arguing on the internet is like taking part in the Special Olympics...Even if you win you're still retarded"

Now this is funny

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Races: 163 - Wins: 23 - Pole Positions: 24 - Fastest Laps: 22
Season 9: Constructors' Champions

ROFL, synchronicity. I read half of these on Saturday in a chipper in New Ross (they were on a wall. Interestingly, don't get chips in a chipper in New Ross, but you'll be definitely safe with a burger) Some great ones there, but my favourite is still the "Find x" one. So simple. XD

I love the expression of exasperation in one of the latter essays, after the first line... "Not again..."

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The "Zero on true or false quiz" looks like it was done at my uni

ROFLMFAO!

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my favourite one isn't appropriate for a family forum

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used to be GPGSL's Nick Heidfeld

All the best ones aren't :P

Has anyone ever studied Philosophy and been asked a question in an exam that simply said "Why?"? If you just answer with "Why not?" you should get 100%.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/15/2009 09:27PM by EC83.

EC83 Wrote:
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> All the best ones aren't :P
>
> Has anyone ever studied Philosophy and been asked
> a question in an exam that simply said "Why?"? If
> you just answer with "Why not?" you should get
> 100%.

I studied philosophy at university and it never happened.

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Or how about the student doing an English exam asked to write an essay exploring the definition of the word "risk" and he simply wrote down: "This is." According to urban legend, he got an A1.

Great read!

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"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL

All urban legends are usually wrong.

I stuided a term of philosophy as part of a complementary studies module, and the module leaders were ruthlessly brutal with anyone who thought they could get away with not doing any "work" or giving "clever" abstract answers. Philosophy students must get so pissed off with people who think their subject is a cop out, and just for the record, a two-word answer on ANY paper would result in a fail.

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Which is why I pointed out that it was an urban legend.

Although, in fairness, if it were for a mock exam, I can well imagine someone getting an A1 for it.