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Monza972: One more question.
Will Chet ever get his shrine to Jenson Button?
Vader: He already has though he probably won't admit it.
Frantic: so, if the egg came before the chicken...
What came first, the dinosaurs or the egg?
Vader: As I said, the dinosaurs weren't by far the first egg-laying creatures either, so go figure.
senna9194: who will win f1 2009 wdc?
Vader: The driver with the most points in the end. If there is more than one the same amount points, race wins count and so on.
senna9194: will ferrari keep 3rd place in wcc?
Vader: Who said they'll finish 3rd this season?
But if next season they get less points than those who finish 2nd and more points than those who finish 4th they will be 3rd.
senna9194: will kimi go to mclaren?
Vader: If it were up to Hammilton, no.
smorr: Do we look to our unearthly guide or the white coat heroes searching for a cure?
Vader: In any case turning away would be a terrible mistake.
mortal: Can you explain how you arrived in Amsterdam before me? I caught an express train from Hannover.
Vader:
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Will Chet ever get his shrine to Jenson Button?
Vader: He already has though he probably won't admit it.
Frantic: so, if the egg came before the chicken...
What came first, the dinosaurs or the egg?
Vader: As I said, the dinosaurs weren't by far the first egg-laying creatures either, so go figure.
senna9194: who will win f1 2009 wdc?
Vader: The driver with the most points in the end. If there is more than one the same amount points, race wins count and so on.
senna9194: will ferrari keep 3rd place in wcc?
Vader: Who said they'll finish 3rd this season?
But if next season they get less points than those who finish 2nd and more points than those who finish 4th they will be 3rd.
senna9194: will kimi go to mclaren?
Vader: If it were up to Hammilton, no.
smorr: Do we look to our unearthly guide or the white coat heroes searching for a cure?
Vader: In any case turning away would be a terrible mistake.
mortal: Can you explain how you arrived in Amsterdam before me? I caught an express train from Hannover.
Vader:
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Vader: Because Jimmy Barnes felt like singing a song about a disillisioned Vietnam veteran who couldn't find his place in society again.
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Vader: Because Jimmy Barnes felt like singing a song about a disillisioned Vietnam veteran who couldn't find his place in society again.
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Who is Hammilton? Or is it Ham Milton?
Why do birds fly? Are they to lazy to walk?
Why do dogs walk? Are they to lazy to fly?
Why do birds fly? Are they to lazy to walk?
Why do dogs walk? Are they to lazy to fly?
Do ghosts exist?
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Iceman-Kimi :Who is Hammilton? Or is it Ham Milton?
Vader: Whatever floats your boat.
Iceman-Kimi :Why do birds fly? Are they to lazy to walk?
Vader: The ostrich is a bird and still flies. There goes your theory.
Iceman-Kimi :Why do dogs walk? Are they to lazy to fly?
Vader: Dogs apparently neither have wings, propellas, jet engines, anti-gravity devices nor huge cavities filled with gas lighter than air. Just in case it slipped your attention.
LS.: Do ghosts exist?
Vader: John Ghost, Linda and the kids live over there in Aberystwyth.
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Vader: Whatever floats your boat.
Iceman-Kimi :Why do birds fly? Are they to lazy to walk?
Vader: The ostrich is a bird and still flies. There goes your theory.
Iceman-Kimi :Why do dogs walk? Are they to lazy to fly?
Vader: Dogs apparently neither have wings, propellas, jet engines, anti-gravity devices nor huge cavities filled with gas lighter than air. Just in case it slipped your attention.
LS.: Do ghosts exist?
Vader: John Ghost, Linda and the kids live over there in Aberystwyth.
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Is there a single person on this forum with an IQ above 195?
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Is there existence beyond the scientifically visible universe?
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smorr: Is there a single person on this forum with an IQ above 195?
Vader: Considering the amount of members we have the odds are against it, stillI say yes.
LS.: Is there existence beyond the scientifically visible universe?
Vader: If you define existence as "just being there without neccessarily being intelligent" the answer is yes. And no - depending on your definition of existence, beyond, scientifically visible and universe.
msater: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Vader: Because they failed to adopt to changing habitats - whatever the cause for the change was.
msater: What is 663472636712616256372346756 x 83781273267128173262790173816728 (minus) -1?
Vader: 5.55865823 × 10^58
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Vader: Considering the amount of members we have the odds are against it, stillI say yes.
LS.: Is there existence beyond the scientifically visible universe?
Vader: If you define existence as "just being there without neccessarily being intelligent" the answer is yes. And no - depending on your definition of existence, beyond, scientifically visible and universe.
msater: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Vader: Because they failed to adopt to changing habitats - whatever the cause for the change was.
msater: What is 663472636712616256372346756 x 83781273267128173262790173816728 (minus) -1?
Vader: 5.55865823 × 10^58
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How do you like your eggs?
Iceman-Kimi: How do you like your eggs?
Vader: In German "eggs" mean "balls". However, we are a family forum so we simply ignore thius interpretation.
It really depends on the mood. Scrambled or fried is fine. On Sunday I like them soft boiled (4.5 min) or hard boiled. If I got the time Eggs Benedict are the weapon of choice (using Béarnaise).
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Vader: In German "eggs" mean "balls". However, we are a family forum so we simply ignore thius interpretation.
It really depends on the mood. Scrambled or fried is fine. On Sunday I like them soft boiled (4.5 min) or hard boiled. If I got the time Eggs Benedict are the weapon of choice (using Béarnaise).
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If you divide by infinity you get zero, no?
Well, why can't you divide by zero and get infinity?
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Well, why can't you divide by zero and get infinity?
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Why do people prefer getting an Arriva 79C bus into Liverpool instead of a Halton Transport 14? I always get the 14 and people will wave it down, only to see a 79C behind it, and wave that down instead! The 14 driver is now pissed off because he stopped for nothing, and the 79C just keeps on getting fuller and fuller. The 14 is cheaper to buy a ticket on and always reaches the end of the route quicker (both buses follow exactly the same route as well). I dont understand!
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smorr: If you divide by infinity you get zero, no?
Well, why can't you divide by zero and get infinity?
Vader: Is that so? The higher the number you divide by the closer the result is to zero. Dividing by infinity should give you a value very very very close to zero but not actually zero. There goes your theory.
Nickv: Why is there a special day for everything? Like Handwashing day, Sustainability day. It's not like that nonsense helps, is it?
Vader: It helps people feel important or at least make them thing they have something important to do. Actually it is just a way to ignore the own insignificance.
MikaHalpinen : True, but somewhat of a tautological answer, no?
Fincent: Why do people prefer getting an Arriva 79C bus into Liverpool instead of a Halton Transport 14? I always get the 14 and people will wave it down, only to see a 79C behind it, and wave that down instead! The 14 driver is now pissed off because he stopped for nothing, and the 79C just keeps on getting fuller and fuller. The 14 is cheaper to buy a ticket on and always reaches the end of the route quicker (both buses follow exactly the same route as well). I dont understand!
Vader: Because people suck.
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Well, why can't you divide by zero and get infinity?
Vader: Is that so? The higher the number you divide by the closer the result is to zero. Dividing by infinity should give you a value very very very close to zero but not actually zero. There goes your theory.
Nickv: Why is there a special day for everything? Like Handwashing day, Sustainability day. It's not like that nonsense helps, is it?
Vader: It helps people feel important or at least make them thing they have something important to do. Actually it is just a way to ignore the own insignificance.
MikaHalpinen : True, but somewhat of a tautological answer, no?
Fincent: Why do people prefer getting an Arriva 79C bus into Liverpool instead of a Halton Transport 14? I always get the 14 and people will wave it down, only to see a 79C behind it, and wave that down instead! The 14 driver is now pissed off because he stopped for nothing, and the 79C just keeps on getting fuller and fuller. The 14 is cheaper to buy a ticket on and always reaches the end of the route quicker (both buses follow exactly the same route as well). I dont understand!
Vader: Because people suck.
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n00binio: why do people whine about not being able to divide by zero?
Vader: See answer to the last question above.
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Vader: See answer to the last question above.
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