Ask Vader......
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Guimengo: Was Powerhorse/Pooky working for McLaren or Williams? Where is he now, and what is his job?
Vader: He was working for McLaren. He currently is not more than 42,000km away from you. He works as a professional troll now. You can hire him on weekends. No butt sex.
What happened to the old house where you had made a putting golf course on the garden?
Someone else has rented it.
How are your guinea pigs?
Fine.
Who was the better defender: Franco Baresi, Paolo Maldini, or Aldair?
Depends on personal preference.
Is Lothar Matthaus disliked in Germany? If so, why?
I can only speak for myself. He was a good football player but as a "celeb" he's annoying. Being dumb is excusable, but being dumb in public should get you paddled.
Jim Clark or Ayrton Senna?
Both dead.
The Lopper: Are you beginning to regret posting this thread?
Vader: No, je ne regrette rien.
Iceman-Kimi: How did you know the meaning of the sentence I wrote earlier in Dutch?
Vader: If you can read German and now a thing or two about Low German and other germanic branches of language reading Dutch is no problem.
Is it true you know 182 languages?
Yes, I know 182 languages.
Is google translator your friend?
Due to my job I naturally despise translating programs. They f*ck up syntax and being confronted with homographs they are pretty useless.
Is this question number 4 or isn't this a question at all?
If my knowledge of semantics, syntax and semiotics don't fail this sentence above meets all requirements of a question. However, it's not number 4. Countless questions have been asked before.
What year was my father born?
That must have been the year the Italian government changed.
turkey_machine: Why are the FIA screwing around with race results days after the chequered flag has fallen?
Vader: Because they can.
Lex: Why did Nikolai Stavrogin kill himself?
Vader: Because Dostoyevsky deemed it necessary for the plot.
Zcott: How big is a blue whale's tongue?
I think 3 pages - which was quite a lot back then.
What colour is B minor?
For me it's somewhere between olive green and ochre. I can see music.
Am I hungry?
You have been.
MikaHalpinen: Have you read AIRFRAME by the late and great MICHAEL CRICHTON?
Vader: It is on my "to read" list.
LS.: いかに精神の歌手にアヒルを回すか。?
Vader: With a "Hello Kitty dildo"?
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Vader: He was working for McLaren. He currently is not more than 42,000km away from you. He works as a professional troll now. You can hire him on weekends. No butt sex.
What happened to the old house where you had made a putting golf course on the garden?
Someone else has rented it.
How are your guinea pigs?
Fine.
Who was the better defender: Franco Baresi, Paolo Maldini, or Aldair?
Depends on personal preference.
Is Lothar Matthaus disliked in Germany? If so, why?
I can only speak for myself. He was a good football player but as a "celeb" he's annoying. Being dumb is excusable, but being dumb in public should get you paddled.
Jim Clark or Ayrton Senna?
Both dead.
The Lopper: Are you beginning to regret posting this thread?
Vader: No, je ne regrette rien.
Iceman-Kimi: How did you know the meaning of the sentence I wrote earlier in Dutch?
Vader: If you can read German and now a thing or two about Low German and other germanic branches of language reading Dutch is no problem.
Is it true you know 182 languages?
Yes, I know 182 languages.
Is google translator your friend?
Due to my job I naturally despise translating programs. They f*ck up syntax and being confronted with homographs they are pretty useless.
Is this question number 4 or isn't this a question at all?
If my knowledge of semantics, syntax and semiotics don't fail this sentence above meets all requirements of a question. However, it's not number 4. Countless questions have been asked before.
What year was my father born?
That must have been the year the Italian government changed.
turkey_machine: Why are the FIA screwing around with race results days after the chequered flag has fallen?
Vader: Because they can.
Lex: Why did Nikolai Stavrogin kill himself?
Vader: Because Dostoyevsky deemed it necessary for the plot.
Zcott: How big is a blue whale's tongue?
I think 3 pages - which was quite a lot back then.
What colour is B minor?
For me it's somewhere between olive green and ochre. I can see music.
Am I hungry?
You have been.
MikaHalpinen: Have you read AIRFRAME by the late and great MICHAEL CRICHTON?
Vader: It is on my "to read" list.
LS.: いかに精神の歌手にアヒルを回すか。?
Vader: With a "Hello Kitty dildo"?
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What's the difference between a crocodile?
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Some say... he's even smaller than 20kb.
And some say... he's so offensive he could get you into trouble...
The only thing we know is that he's called...
THE SIG
Felipe Massa, World Champion 15:34:11pm- 15:34:21pm.
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Some say... he's even smaller than 20kb.
And some say... he's so offensive he could get you into trouble...
The only thing we know is that he's called...
THE SIG
Felipe Massa, World Champion 15:34:11pm- 15:34:21pm.
Sapo: What's the difference between a crocodile?
Vader: The left leg.
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Vader: The left leg.
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Guimengo: Do you enjoy listening to Robbie Williams?
Vader: I would never buy his albums or ask someone to put his stuff on, but there are a few songs I can tolerate when I happen to hear them somewhere. After all he's probably better then most other crap in the charts.
Who was your favorite F1 driver of the past, and the one of the present?
Being six years old I saw Lauda's accident on the news. After that he was my hero. (I discovered KISS around the same time, so probably I have always been attracted by fire). In the 80s I was very enthusiastic about Stefan Bellof. It's no secret I also always love Mika Häkkinen and later Kimi Räikkönen.
What are the ingredients of a homemade pizza sauce, and how can I make it so it tastes like the pizza sauce you can get in Italy?
Pizza originally is from Naples. The Associazione pizzaioli Napoletani and the Associazione Verace pizza Napoletana have defined the traditional and ONLY way to make a Pizza napoletana verace - a "true pizza Neapolitan style". According to that recipe you take a can of peeled tomatoes (pelati - San Marzano preferably). .If there's too much liquid strain them and crush with a fork. Add a bit salt and oregano, stir and the traditional pizza sauce is ready to use.
Nickv: Why does Gui ask so many questions?
Vader: Because I give so many answers.
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Vader: I would never buy his albums or ask someone to put his stuff on, but there are a few songs I can tolerate when I happen to hear them somewhere. After all he's probably better then most other crap in the charts.
Who was your favorite F1 driver of the past, and the one of the present?
Being six years old I saw Lauda's accident on the news. After that he was my hero. (I discovered KISS around the same time, so probably I have always been attracted by fire). In the 80s I was very enthusiastic about Stefan Bellof. It's no secret I also always love Mika Häkkinen and later Kimi Räikkönen.
What are the ingredients of a homemade pizza sauce, and how can I make it so it tastes like the pizza sauce you can get in Italy?
Pizza originally is from Naples. The Associazione pizzaioli Napoletani and the Associazione Verace pizza Napoletana have defined the traditional and ONLY way to make a Pizza napoletana verace - a "true pizza Neapolitan style". According to that recipe you take a can of peeled tomatoes (pelati - San Marzano preferably). .If there's too much liquid strain them and crush with a fork. Add a bit salt and oregano, stir and the traditional pizza sauce is ready to use.
Nickv: Why does Gui ask so many questions?
Vader: Because I give so many answers.
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Could you refuse to answer a question if you really didn't want to answer it?
Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld
GPGSL S5 Race driver for IED.
Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld
GPGSL S5 Race driver for IED.
Can you use the dark force on this question?
How many days is the earth old tommorow?
Where does the universe end?
What is the next question I will ask?
How did you know the next question I asked?
How many days is the earth old tommorow?
Where does the universe end?
What is the next question I will ask?
How did you know the next question I asked?
Why Uranus its called Uranus?
turkey_machine: Could you refuse to answer a question if you really didn't want to answer it?
Vader: It's a free world and there's no law forcing me to do this. Of course I could refuse to answer, but why should I? After all this "Ask Vader" and not "Ask Vader the right questions or he won't answer".
Lex: Are granny's cookies sold often because they're fresh or are they fresh because they're sold often?
Vader: Applying a bit of logic to it they sold because they were fresh and now they are fresh beacuse they sell so much. Other way round makes no sense.
Iceman-Kimi: Can you use the dark force on this question?
Vader: I could if I wanted
How many days is the earth old tommorow?
I live in a galaxy far far away, a long time ago. Define tomorrow.
Where does the universe end?
According to Douglas Adams close to a restaurant.
What is the next question I will ask?
How did you know the next question I asked?
How did you know the next question I asked?
I can read.
Frantic Why Uranus its called Uranus?
Vader: Because Wilhelm (Wiliam) Herschel named the planet discovered by him after the Greek deity "Uranus". You are 14, aren't you?
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Vader: It's a free world and there's no law forcing me to do this. Of course I could refuse to answer, but why should I? After all this "Ask Vader" and not "Ask Vader the right questions or he won't answer".
Lex: Are granny's cookies sold often because they're fresh or are they fresh because they're sold often?
Vader: Applying a bit of logic to it they sold because they were fresh and now they are fresh beacuse they sell so much. Other way round makes no sense.
Iceman-Kimi: Can you use the dark force on this question?
Vader: I could if I wanted
How many days is the earth old tommorow?
I live in a galaxy far far away, a long time ago. Define tomorrow.
Where does the universe end?
According to Douglas Adams close to a restaurant.
What is the next question I will ask?
How did you know the next question I asked?
How did you know the next question I asked?
I can read.
Frantic Why Uranus its called Uranus?
Vader: Because Wilhelm (Wiliam) Herschel named the planet discovered by him after the Greek deity "Uranus". You are 14, aren't you?
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Frantic schreef:
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> Why Uranus its called Uranus?
and is Uranus really in Ur anus?
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> Why Uranus its called Uranus?
and is Uranus really in Ur anus?
Iceman-Kimi: and is Uranus really in Ur anus?
Vader: Ur anus is banned from Minanus.
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Vader: Ur anus is banned from Minanus.
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Why my sister likes to destroy my Pink Floyd´s discs?
Vader,
Do you think the SPD can regain popularity and win the next election, or will they continue to drop support to Die Linke?
Do you think that Angela Merkel has a kind of quirky attractiveness about her...?
RedSam
Winner: Not the Nickv Comment of the Year 2009
Due to the voting system in Germany, Governments are always made up of coalitions of different parties. At the last election, an almost unprecidented result saw the CDU/CSU (rough equivilant of the Conservatives) go into Government with the SPD (rough equivilant of Labour)
Do you think the SPD can regain popularity and win the next election, or will they continue to drop support to Die Linke?
Do you think that Angela Merkel has a kind of quirky attractiveness about her...?
Winner: Not the Nickv Comment of the Year 2009
Due to the voting system in Germany, Governments are always made up of coalitions of different parties. At the last election, an almost unprecidented result saw the CDU/CSU (rough equivilant of the Conservatives) go into Government with the SPD (rough equivilant of Labour)
Frantic: Why my sister likes to destroy my Pink Floyd´s discs?
Vader: Because you don't keep them away from her.
Red Sam: Vader,
Do you think the SPD can regain popularity and win the next election, or will they continue to drop support to Die Linke?
Vader: Both "big" parties lose voters right now, however the SPD is going faster in this process. We have to see what psychological effect the economic stimulus packages will have. Will the voters credit Angela Merkel for it or rather Frank Walter Steinmeier (SPD)? And if they do so, will it pay in votes?
The chance of the SPD is that Angela Merkel is waiting too long before she starts doing things - she might be that slow to avoid panic and come across as someone who is thinking before acting - however a lot of people rather think she tries sitting out the problems - a tactic she might have learned from Helmut Kohl.
The SPD, however, is too busy with itself to attack the CDU (which isn't quite easy anyway since they are both partners in a coalition). The problem of the SPD is that they don't know where to go - some think it's time for a left turn, other would rather move to the middle. This drives a lot of traditional voters into the hands of "Die Linke".
Apart from that a lot of SPD members still think in terms of "class struggles", however fail to see that the workers or are not automatically SPD voters anymore. The SPD needs to arrive in the 21st century.
"Die Linke" on the other hand is a typical "protest party". The are only strong when others are weak. Oscar LaFontaine is a clever demagogue. They don't really have political substance apart from a few hackneyed phrases. However this is what the majority of "BILD" readers want.
Do you think that Angela Merkel has a kind of quirky attractiveness about her...?
Everyone is beautiful to someone.
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Vader: Because you don't keep them away from her.
Red Sam: Vader,
Do you think the SPD can regain popularity and win the next election, or will they continue to drop support to Die Linke?
Vader: Both "big" parties lose voters right now, however the SPD is going faster in this process. We have to see what psychological effect the economic stimulus packages will have. Will the voters credit Angela Merkel for it or rather Frank Walter Steinmeier (SPD)? And if they do so, will it pay in votes?
The chance of the SPD is that Angela Merkel is waiting too long before she starts doing things - she might be that slow to avoid panic and come across as someone who is thinking before acting - however a lot of people rather think she tries sitting out the problems - a tactic she might have learned from Helmut Kohl.
The SPD, however, is too busy with itself to attack the CDU (which isn't quite easy anyway since they are both partners in a coalition). The problem of the SPD is that they don't know where to go - some think it's time for a left turn, other would rather move to the middle. This drives a lot of traditional voters into the hands of "Die Linke".
Apart from that a lot of SPD members still think in terms of "class struggles", however fail to see that the workers or are not automatically SPD voters anymore. The SPD needs to arrive in the 21st century.
"Die Linke" on the other hand is a typical "protest party". The are only strong when others are weak. Oscar LaFontaine is a clever demagogue. They don't really have political substance apart from a few hackneyed phrases. However this is what the majority of "BILD" readers want.
Do you think that Angela Merkel has a kind of quirky attractiveness about her...?
Everyone is beautiful to someone.
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why is rehab for quitters?
am I evil because I killed my sister because she liked to destroy my Pink Floyd discs?
NeilPearson: why is rehab for quitters?
Vader: Because real men never give up anything.
Frantic: am I evil because I killed my sister because she liked to destroy my Pink Floyd discs?
Vader: "Evil" mostly is a religious concept. Depending on which religion you follow and if murder is approved of or not in that religion you are either evil or not.
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Vader: Because real men never give up anything.
Frantic: am I evil because I killed my sister because she liked to destroy my Pink Floyd discs?
Vader: "Evil" mostly is a religious concept. Depending on which religion you follow and if murder is approved of or not in that religion you are either evil or not.
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Why does Pearson ask daft questions?
Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld
GPGSL S5 Race driver for IED.
Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld
GPGSL S5 Race driver for IED.
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