Ask Vader......

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Ask Vader......
Date: March 26, 2009 11:47PM
Posted by: Vader
I will answer (most of) your questions because I am omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, omninegative.

(And yes, I see what you're doing there. Take your hand out off your pants, you filthy little pervert)






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Edited 5 time(s). Last edit at 03/12/2012 09:29AM by mortal.
Re: Ask Vader
Date: March 27, 2009 12:13AM
Posted by: SpaceAce
Why am i sitting in this boring project management lecture?


Re: Ask Vader
Date: March 27, 2009 12:29AM
Posted by: turkey_machine
Why does my mouth keep drying out?



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Re: Ask Vader
Date: March 27, 2009 12:51AM
Posted by: n00binio
why aren't you omnipositive



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Re: Ask Vader
Date: March 27, 2009 01:06AM
Posted by: Lex
Why is 42 the meaning of life, the universe and everything?



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Re: Ask Vader
Date: March 27, 2009 01:08AM
Posted by: matt3454
What the fud is going on in Lost?

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Re: Ask Vader
Date: March 27, 2009 03:35AM
Posted by: mortal
Never mind what the fud is going on in Lost....what the fud is going on here, that's what I want to know. ;-)



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Re: Ask Vader
Date: March 27, 2009 04:11AM
Posted by: chet
What do all these words mean ? "omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omninegative"






"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL
Re: Ask Vader
Date: March 27, 2009 08:34AM
Posted by: Nickv
Why do we ask Vader if we can just @#$%& Google it?
Re: Ask Vader
Date: March 27, 2009 01:33PM
Posted by: The Lopper
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


Vader Wrote:
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> I will answer (most of) your questions because I
> am omnipotent...

I am sorry to hear that....they have pills and things these days you know ;) ;-)



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Re: Ask Vader
Date: March 27, 2009 03:26PM
Posted by: LS.
The Lopper Wrote:
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> What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen
> swallow?



African or European?




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Re: Ask Vader
Date: March 27, 2009 04:53PM
Posted by: Frantic
Why Tinkywinky is purple?

Re: Ask Vader
Date: March 27, 2009 04:58PM
Posted by: Ferrari2007
Why Tinkywinky had a red handbag?




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Re: Ask Vader
Date: March 27, 2009 05:54PM
Posted by: salvasirignano
Ferrari2007 Wrote:
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> Why Tinkywinky had a red handbag?


He probably spends his fun time sat on Dipsy's head, if you know what I mean ;-)



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Re: Ask Vader
Date: March 27, 2009 06:05PM
Posted by: SHEEPY
why does my Girl Friend want me to pop the question?
Re: Ask Vader
Date: March 28, 2009 11:47PM
Posted by: Vader
SpaceAce: Why am i sitting in this boring project management lecture?

Vader: Because it’s more comfortable than standing.




turkey_machine: Why does my mouth keep drying out?

Vader: There can be a lot of reasons. For example it might be that your nasal cavities are blocked and you are breathing through your mouth a lot. You also could have asthma, suffer from obesity or drink too much coffee and /or alcohol or you might be a snorer. Maybe you just don’t dink enough – without further detail it’s impossible to answer.




n00binho: why aren't you omnipositive

Vader: Even though you forgot the question mark I will answer it. Positive thinking is self betrayal. No hope=no fear.




Lex: Why is 42 the meaning of life, the universe and everything?[/I

Vader: Because Douglas Adams said so.




matt3454: What the fud is going on in Lost?

Vader: Pseudo mysterious commercial bullshit for TV junkies, or in other words: “business as usual”.




mortal: Never mind what the fud is going on in Lost....what the fud is going on here, that's what I want to know.

Vader: Was that a question?




chet: What do all these words mean ? "omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omninegative"

Vader: All-knowing, powerful without limits, always there and always negative.




Nickv: Why do we ask Vader if we can just @#$%& Google it?

Vader: Because Google can’t delete your posts.




The Lopper: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Vader: http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/[/url]




LS.: African or European?

Vader: I’m European. Thank you for asking.




Frantic: Why Tinkywinky is purple?

Vader: Because you missed the space between Tinky and Winky he suffers from lack of oxygen.




Ferrari2007. Why Tinkywinky had a red handbag?

Vader: To make you gay. Mission accomplished.




SHEEPY: why does my Girl Friend want me to pop the question?

Vader: Because you popped her cherry. Oh wait - that was the postman.






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: March 28, 2009 11:50PM
Posted by: Vader
Update: Only questions are allowed in here. Everything else will get deleted,

I also offer Seer & Oracle services now.






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: March 28, 2009 11:55PM
Posted by: chet
Does Vader have any new plans for a death star?






"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL
Re: Ask Vader
Date: March 29, 2009 12:11AM
Posted by: Vader
chet: Does Vader have any new plans for a death star?

Vader: Never make the same mistake thrice. Once, twice, three times a lady.






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: March 29, 2009 12:34AM
Posted by: turkey_machine
Did this actually exist?

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