Ask Vader......
Posted by Vader
I will answer (most of) your questions because I am omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, omninegative.
(And yes, I see what you're doing there. Take your hand out off your pants, you filthy little pervert)
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Edited 5 time(s). Last edit at 03/12/2012 09:29AM by mortal.
(And yes, I see what you're doing there. Take your hand out off your pants, you filthy little pervert)
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
Edited 5 time(s). Last edit at 03/12/2012 09:29AM by mortal.
Why am i sitting in this boring project management lecture?
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Why does my mouth keep drying out?
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Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld
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What the fud is going on in Lost?
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Never mind what the fud is going on in Lost....what the fud is going on here, that's what I want to know. 
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"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL
"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Vader Wrote:
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> I will answer (most of) your questions because I
> am omnipotent...
I am sorry to hear that....they have pills and things these days you know
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/27/2009 03:14PM by The Lopper.
Vader Wrote:
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> I will answer (most of) your questions because I
> am omnipotent...
I am sorry to hear that....they have pills and things these days you know
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/27/2009 03:14PM by The Lopper.
The Lopper Wrote:
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> What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen
> swallow?
African or European?
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> What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen
> swallow?
African or European?
LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
Why Tinkywinky is purple?
Why Tinkywinky had a red handbag?
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Ferrari2007 Wrote:
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> Why Tinkywinky had a red handbag?
He probably spends his fun time sat on Dipsy's head, if you know what I mean
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/27/2009 05:55PM by salvasirignano.
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> Why Tinkywinky had a red handbag?
He probably spends his fun time sat on Dipsy's head, if you know what I mean
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SpaceAce: Why am i sitting in this boring project management lecture?
Vader: Because it’s more comfortable than standing.
turkey_machine: Why does my mouth keep drying out?
Vader: There can be a lot of reasons. For example it might be that your nasal cavities are blocked and you are breathing through your mouth a lot. You also could have asthma, suffer from obesity or drink too much coffee and /or alcohol or you might be a snorer. Maybe you just don’t dink enough – without further detail it’s impossible to answer.
n00binho: why aren't you omnipositive
Vader: Even though you forgot the question mark I will answer it. Positive thinking is self betrayal. No hope=no fear.
Lex: Why is 42 the meaning of life, the universe and everything?[/I
Vader: Because Douglas Adams said so.
matt3454: What the fud is going on in Lost?
Vader: Pseudo mysterious commercial bullshit for TV junkies, or in other words: “business as usual”.
mortal: Never mind what the fud is going on in Lost....what the fud is going on here, that's what I want to know.
Vader: Was that a question?
chet: What do all these words mean ? "omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omninegative"
Vader: All-knowing, powerful without limits, always there and always negative.
Nickv: Why do we ask Vader if we can just @#$%& Google it?
Vader: Because Google can’t delete your posts.
The Lopper: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Vader: http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/[/url]
LS.: African or European?
Vader: I’m European. Thank you for asking.
Frantic: Why Tinkywinky is purple?
Vader: Because you missed the space between Tinky and Winky he suffers from lack of oxygen.
Ferrari2007. Why Tinkywinky had a red handbag?
Vader: To make you gay. Mission accomplished.
SHEEPY: why does my Girl Friend want me to pop the question?
Vader: Because you popped her cherry. Oh wait - that was the postman.
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Vader: Because it’s more comfortable than standing.
turkey_machine: Why does my mouth keep drying out?
Vader: There can be a lot of reasons. For example it might be that your nasal cavities are blocked and you are breathing through your mouth a lot. You also could have asthma, suffer from obesity or drink too much coffee and /or alcohol or you might be a snorer. Maybe you just don’t dink enough – without further detail it’s impossible to answer.
n00binho: why aren't you omnipositive
Vader: Even though you forgot the question mark I will answer it. Positive thinking is self betrayal. No hope=no fear.
Lex: Why is 42 the meaning of life, the universe and everything?[/I
Vader: Because Douglas Adams said so.
matt3454: What the fud is going on in Lost?
Vader: Pseudo mysterious commercial bullshit for TV junkies, or in other words: “business as usual”.
mortal: Never mind what the fud is going on in Lost....what the fud is going on here, that's what I want to know.
Vader: Was that a question?
chet: What do all these words mean ? "omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omninegative"
Vader: All-knowing, powerful without limits, always there and always negative.
Nickv: Why do we ask Vader if we can just @#$%& Google it?
Vader: Because Google can’t delete your posts.
The Lopper: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Vader: http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/[/url]
LS.: African or European?
Vader: I’m European. Thank you for asking.
Frantic: Why Tinkywinky is purple?
Vader: Because you missed the space between Tinky and Winky he suffers from lack of oxygen.
Ferrari2007. Why Tinkywinky had a red handbag?
Vader: To make you gay. Mission accomplished.
SHEEPY: why does my Girl Friend want me to pop the question?
Vader: Because you popped her cherry. Oh wait - that was the postman.
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Update: Only questions are allowed in here. Everything else will get deleted,
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Does Vader have any new plans for a death star?
"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL
"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL
chet: Does Vader have any new plans for a death star?
Vader: Never make the same mistake thrice. Once, twice, three times a lady.
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Vader: Never make the same mistake thrice. Once, twice, three times a lady.
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
Did this actually exist?
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Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld
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Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld
GPGSL S5 Race driver for IED.
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