FBI Thread 2008

LOL @ your recent pic Muks

Agree Meat Samosas are seriously addictive... MMMM

i remember the fbi threads!

name: Jon
age: 21
location: whitehill, not bordon (chris will know what i'm on about )
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favourite F1 team: McLaren?
favourite driver: not really bothered
favourite book: whats this "book" you talk of?
favourite movie: Donnie Darkko
favourite food: Lasagne
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3 things in your fridge: milk, haribo...??? pizza
favourite word: um
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You look mirrored.

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I actually put my pic on page 1, but don't worry Vader

How did you manage to not list your favourite food as pizza or Haribo

Glyn Wrote:
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> How did you manage to not list your favourite food
> as pizza or Haribo


my god! *dies*

When's the funeral?

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>3 Things In Your Fridge: Red Bull


Not for long, the rent you charge is outrageous!

anyhow;

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age: 20
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favourite driver: anyone driving for McLaren, then Webber
favourite book: The Mechanics Tale by Steve Matchett
favourite movie: Fight Club
favourite food: spaghetti bolognaise
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3 things in your fridge: Iced Coffee, Fritz, Bacon
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Not terribly good quality, but it's the most recent






Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/04/2008 09:21AM by Red_Bull.

I hope you realize that no one in Italy - and especially not in Bologna - eats "bolognese" with spaghetti. These are much too thin to really cope with the rather thick ragù. Usually tagliatelle or penne are the first choice - and of course ragù alla bologenseas part of the famous lasagne al forno.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/05/2008 01:15AM by Vader.

Vader Wrote:
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> I hope you realize that no one in Italy - and
> especially not in Bologna - eats "bolognese" with
> spaghetti.


You are incorrect unfortunately Vader. I know that Marco Pazzitoni (via Donato Creti 2, 40128 Bologna) ate "bolognese with spaghetti" yesterday at 9pm with his wife Paola and his first-born child Luciano. Apparently it was "delicious".

Phone him on (0039)051 232807‎ for more info on the thickness of his ragu

I phoned his wife and she told me your dick has the circumfence and hardness of a cooked spaghetti, unfortunately only the length of a penne rigata.

But joke aside - I guess Marco Pazitoni actually is an Al-Qaeda sleeper who just moved to Western Europe to attack our culture from within. Eating bolognese with spaghetti is a an unspeakable act of terrorism and requires more TWAT (the war on terror).

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Vader Wrote:
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> I hope you realize that no one in Italy - and
> especially not in Bologna - eats "bolognese" with
> spaghetti. These are much too thin to really cope
> with the rather thick ragù. Usually tagliatelle
> or penne are the first choice - and of course
> ragù alla bologenseas part of the famous lasagne
> al forno.


Eh? I'm not Italian, who cares what they do?

Vader Wrote:
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> I phoned his wife and she told me your dick has
> the circumfence and hardness of a cooked
> spaghetti, unfortunately only the length of a
> penne rigata.



Hmm suspiciously she must have mis-pronounced 'rigate' and labelled it 'rigata' (presuming that your transcription is totally accurate and uninfluenced by your own vast blowhole of knowledge) - the sure sign that she is not actually Italian but instead a filthy terrorist. Thought as much. Apologies for dragging you into this abominable situation, Vader. So you are right, no-one else in Bologna who is from Bologna, eats Spaghetti Bolognese.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/05/2008 01:48PM by ChrisB.

Who cares?

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I do.

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He does

you do?

Me?

Yes do you?

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Yes you?